Happy Holidays Corfu Magazine
Articles and Features (published quarterly) about Corfu and its many attractions
Vol. 1, No. 4; June 15, 2006
Humor...
The popular television show 'Fame Story' airs Tuesday evenings at 2100 hrs. throughout Greece (and beyond) on the Ant1 network. HHCM here presents its own convoluted version of this all-too-popular format: 'Shame Story' !
Worst Evening Attire -- Shame!!!
Worst Sinatra Imitation -- Shame!!!
Worst Pick-up line -- Shame!!!
Worst Audience -- Shame!!!
Baby
Remember
My
Name...
Shame!!!
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"Something new is agitating the waters of the Ionian Sea! AirSea Lines, the first company with seaplanes in Greece getting the know-how from Harbour-Airwhich is the most experienced and successful Seaplanes Enterprise in the world renowned for its high quality services, establishes a new means of transport for traveling and excursions.
Chocks away as you take off on our unique flight of fantasy mixing, water and air at the same time on our Seaplane; the modrn mode of transport that is comfortable, fast and spectactular. Join our pilots as you take in the sights of Corfu from a bird's eye view. View the island in all its glory with breathtaking views of Paleocastritsa (sic), South of the island, Corfu Town, Sidari, Barbati, Arillas, Roda and many more. With a mind blowing diversion over the deep blue to Paxos and Anti (sic) Paxos with its traditional villages located amidst the green vegetation, the limpid turquoise waters flirting with the wild west shores and hiding in secluded sea covesin one simple round flight. View destinations in minutes that once took days. Fasten your seat belt and hold on for the flight of your life, cameras at the ready and prepare for an unbelievable landing in Gouvia bay (sic) directly onto the water! A trip on the Seaplane will be the highlight of your holiday and flying will never be the same again, making your stay in Corfu extra special.
For more information please contact your tourist agent."
Our apologies to AirSea Lines and all responsible for this linguistic debocle. All in good fun!
Worst English Translation -- Shame!!!
Worst Physical Therapy -- Shame!!!
Worst Pajamas -- Shame!!!
The following text was taken from the recently published Corfu Marina' s Guide:
"Maistro Cafe
You can enjoy your breakfast with croisants, sandwiches - flaky pastry, fresh juices, coffee, ice-cream, cocktails.
We also have a great variety of wines
that you can enjoy with your
titbits."
Worst slip of the tongue -- Shame!!!
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